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The Big Tease
1999
★
5.9
87 min
Comedy
Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
Director
Kevin Allen
Writer
Craig Ferguson
Sacha Gervasi
Score
Mark Thomas
Stars
Craig Ferguson
Frances Fisher
Mary McCormack
Cast
56
Craig Ferguson
as Crawford Mackenzie
Frances Fisher
as Candy
Mary McCormack
as Monique
Donal Logue
as Eamonn
Larry Miller
as Dunston Cactus
Charles Napier
as Sen. Warren Crockett
Michael Paul Chan
as Clarence
Sara Gilbert
as Gretle Dickens
Ted McGinley
as Johnny Darjerling
Nina Siemaszko
as Betty Fuego
David Rasche
as Stig
Chris Langham
as BBC Interviewer
David Hasselhoff
as David Hasselhoff
Drew Carey
as Drew Carey
Cathy Lee Crosby
as Cathy Lee Crosby
Caitlyn Jenner
as Bruce Jenner
Melissa Rivers
as Dianne Abbott
C
Cynthia Basinet
as Hotel Clerk
Emily Procter
as Young Valhenna Woman
Jay Thomas
as Tony Bolero (uncredited)
I
Isabella Aitken
as Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie
Kevin Allen
as Gareth Trundle
Angela McCluskey
as Senga Magoogan
Francine York
as Elegant Woman
Norm Compton
as Cop Driver
Loren Lazerine
as Bear Suit Person
R
Robert Fisher
as Bunny Suit Person
Steven M. Porter
as Chicken Suit Person
Evie Peck
as Reindeer Suit Person
R
Robert Sherman
as Constance
L
Lawrence Young
as Dave London
Justin Pierce
as Skateboard Kid
Marcia Wright
as Monique's Receptionist
K
Koji Toyoda
as Dick Miyake
K
Kyle Kraska
as Bob Flaps
R
Ricky Callan
as Frank Wad
W
William Fisher
as TV Reporter
Vicki Liddelle
as Margaret Sim
P
Padam Singh
as Mr. Patel
R
Robert Maffia
as Police Officer
E
Evelyn Iocolano
as Hotel Receptionist
Sam Rubin
as TV Anchor
Veronica Webb
as Veronica Webb
J
John Paul DeJoria
as John Paul Mitchell
J
José Eber
as Jose Eber
Eloise DeJoria
as Judge #2
G
Giuseppe Franco
as Judge #3
S
Sascha Ferguson
as Judge #4
M
Millie Gervasi
as Judge #5
Kylie Bax
as Stig's Hair Model
Kimora Lee Simmons
as Dick Miyake's Hair Model
C
Contrelle Pinkney
as Dave London's Hair Model
B
Bobby Bluebell
as Angry Hedge Man
S
Sergio Brie
as Ronnie the 'Beefeater'
John Pankow
as Waiter at Epicentre (uncredited)
Rochelle Rose
as Isabelle (uncredited)
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