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Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate
1971
★
6.1
73 min
Comedy
Mystery
Thriller
Four elderly ladies with a lot of time on their hands get the idea to create a fictional "girl" for a computer dating service. However, things take a turn for the worse when their description of the "girl" attracts a psychopath.
Director
Ted Post
Writer
John D.F. Black
Score
Jerry Goldsmith
Stars
Helen Hayes
Vince Edwards
Myrna Loy
Cast
18
Helen Hayes
as Sophie Tate Curtis
Vince Edwards
as Mal Weston
Myrna Loy
as Evelyn Tryon
Mildred Natwick
as Shelby Saunders
Sylvia Sidney
as Elizabeth Gibson
John Beradino
as Detective Hallum
L
Larry D. Mann
as Sergeant Lutz
B
Barbara Davis
as Brenda
Paul Smith
as Cutter
Gary Vinson
as Jonas
Diane Shalet
as Ruth Mellon
Nora Denney
as Trudy
P
Patrecia Wynand
as Hostess
L
Leonidas Ossetynski
as Florist
John Mitchum
as Mr. Tubbs
M
Margaret Wheeler
as Mrs. Mellon
J
Joe Haworth
as Detective
W
William Sumper
as Man in Handcuffs
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