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The Calcium Kid
2004
★
5.5
89 min
Comedy
When milkman Jimmy Connelly accidentally puts Britain's contender for the World title out of action, he is propelled from amateur boxer to the world stage and announced as the replacement contender for the championship fight.
Director
Alex De Rakoff
Writer
Derek Boyle
Raymond Friel
Alex De Rakoff
Stars
Orlando Bloom
Omid Djalili
Michael Lerner
Cast
71
Orlando Bloom
as Jimmy Connelly
Omid Djalili
as Herbie Bush
Michael Lerner
as Artie Cohen
Michael Peña
as Jose Mendez
Tamer Hassan
as Pete Wright
Rafe Spall
as Stan Parlour
Mark Heap
as Sebastian Gore-Brown
Frank Harper
as Clive Connelly
Billie Piper
as Angel
Ronni Ancona
as Pat Connelly
Lyndsey Marshal
as Mags Livingston
David Kelly
as Paddy O'Flannagan
J
Julian Zapata
as Jose's Entourage
A
Alejandro Ramirez
as Jose's Entourage
M
Milton Hernandez
as Jose's Entourage
A
Alberto Ramon
as Jose's Entourage
J
John Correa
as Jose's Entourage
H
Hector Trujillo
as Jose's Entourage
J
Janier Morales Drado
as Jose's Entourage
W
Wilson Cretaro da Luz Jr.
as Jose's Entourage
J
John Joyce
as Jon Wright
C
Cathy Dunning
as Jeanne Wright
I
Ivanhoe Norona
as Pete's Trainer
A
Arthur Nightingale
as Leonard
Gary Lammin
as Pat's Punter
Bill Thomas
as Mr. Bennet
Tamzin Griffin
as Saucy Housewife
R
Rabbie Kadhim
as Milk Thief
Anna Wing
as Vera
J
Josephine Teale
as Dolly Bird
M
Maddy Ford
as Dolly Bird
J
Jamie Lewis
as Dolly Bird
Rupert Procter
as Pressman
John Ashton
as Pressman
M
Matthew Watkin
as Pressman
Chris Obi
as Pressman
Jonathan Ryland
as Pressman
N
Nick Conroy
as Blade
G
Gia Johnson
as Latino Beauty
B
Bill Maloney
as Barry
D
Drew Rhys-Williams
as Angry Bloke
L
Lauretta Gavin
as Young Lady
S
Sharon Gavin
as Young Lady
S
Stephen Critchlow
as Mr. Holiday
S
Stevie Nye
as Young Rascal
H
Hakeem Araba
as Young Rascal
J
James Hall
as Young Rascal
E
Eric Mason
as Greengrocer
Renu Setna
as Ravi
Ram John Holder
as Jamaican Barber
H
Hama Marange
as Jamaican Barber's Grandson
D
Donovan Simmonds
as Football Kid
A
Alex Alexandrou
as Football Kid
K
Kane Mason
as Football Kid
C
Carlos Etienne
as Football Kid
N
Nashon Esbrand
as Football Kid
J
Jason Mullings
as Football Kid
B
Ben Martin Byrne
as Football Kid
M
Mark Pattison
as Altar Boy
M
Marcus Aserie
as Altar Boy
L
Luke Boyden
as Altar Boy
A
Andy Hill
as Altar Boy
Nicholas Moss
as Skinhead
L
Lacey Bond
as Mrs. Parlour
L
Luther Dyer
as Disillusioned Young Fan
Peter Serafinowicz
as Dave King
Frank Bruno
as Self
Chris Eubank
as Self
Nathan Nolan
as American Director
Bill Rodgers
as Dave
Doug Cockle
as News Reporter (uncredited)
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