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Ham & Cheese
2004
★
2.8
88 min
Comedy
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.
Director
Warren P. Sonoda
Writer
Mike Beaver
Jason Jones
Score
Robert Matylewicz
Steve Matylewicz
Mike Dubue
Stars
Jason Jones
Mike Beaver
Samantha Bee
Cast
42
Jason Jones
as Barry Goodson
Mike Beaver
as Richard Wolanski
Samantha Bee
as Beth Goodson
Jennifer Baxter
as Katie Reed
Christian Potenza
as Pat Watts
Rob Tinkler
as Damien
Ellen-Ray Hennessy
as Anastasia
Scott Yaphe
as Paul
Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang
as Derek
Polly Shannon
as Lucy (MOW Detective)
Von Flores
as MOW 1st A.D.
Dwayne Hill
as Daryl Hill
J
Jodi Pape
as Dawn Wolanski
Dan Willmott
as Gord Wolanski
D
Desmond Scott
as Morris Windsor
E
Ed Sahely
as Theatre Director (Fonzie Audition)
Stacey DePass
as Richard’s Music Teacher
Boyd Banks
as Barry's Boss
Nile Seguin
as Diljeet
M
Ma’at Zachary
as Telemarketer
T
True Daley
as Telemarketer
E
Eric Stine
as Telemarketer
Adam Greydon Reid
as Casting Director (SleepAway)
J
Jenny Kim
as Casting Assistant (SleepAway)
Craig Lauzon
as Casting Director (NicoPatch)
Catherine Black
as Casting Director (Cola)
Deborah Tennant
as Wendy
A
Ann Bisch
as Phyllis
Vladimir Jon Cubrt
as Ralph
E
Eldridge Hyndman
as Tyrell
J
Johnny Gardhouse
as The Cop
D
Dax Lough
as The Hotel Waiter
Kate Kelton
as MOW Makeup Artist
F
Faye Rauw
as The Hooker
Jordan Madley
as NicoPatch Nurse
David Macniven
as NicoPatch Doctor
Margaret Killingbeck
as Barry’s Landlady
Victoria Pratt
as Self
Scott Thompson
as Floyd
Dave Foley
as Tom Brennenmen
K
Kiki Buttignol
as MOW Crew Member
Nicholas Tabarrok
as Point Guard
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