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What a Mess!

What a Mess!1995

★6.7143 minComedy

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

Director

Vladimir Menshov

Writer

Vladimir Menshov Andrei Samsonov Vitaly Moskalenko

Score

Timur Kogan Vera Alentova Vladimir Kachan

Stars

Valeriy Garkalin Vera Alentova Inna Churikova

Cast76

Valeriy Garkalin
as Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
as Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
as Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
as Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
as Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
as Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
as Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
as USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
as Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
as Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
as Sukhodrishchev
A
Aleksandr Voroshilo
as Kozma
Nonna Mordyukova
as registry office employee
Sergei Artsybashev
as Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
as Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
as Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
as TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
as Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
as Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
as Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
as Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
as Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
as Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Chernov
as Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
as General
Gennadiy Matveev
as General
Boris Smorchkov
as General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
as man with a goat
Lev Borisov
as Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
as Mafiosi
Ivan Martynov
as Mafiosi
S
Sergey Ruban
as Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
as Ambassador's bodyguard
Mikhail Kokshenov
as Ambassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-Mosko
as Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
as Meloman
Vsevolod Sanayev
as Meloman
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
as Father
Vladimir Menshov
as Russian President
Aleksei Buldakov
Marina Golub
Aleksey Yakubov
Elena Bushueva
A
Aleksandr Nikitchenko
O
O. Puchkova
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Pyotr Merkuryev
Lyudmila Velikaya
O
Olga Streltsova
V
Viktor Eltsov
T
T. Chudotvortseva
I
Ira Davydova
N
Natasha Davydova
Lyudmila Larionova
V
Vyacheslav Solovyov
E
Ekaterina Krol
Anatoly Kalmykov
Maxim Glotov
as (uncredited)
P
Pavel Remnyov
as (uncredited)
T
Timur Kogan
as (uncredited)
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
as (uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
as journalist (uncredited)
O
Oleg Kozhemyakin
as (uncredited)
L
Leonid Aleksandrov
as (uncredited)
I
Irina Borodulina
as (uncredited)
Aleksandr Gorbachev
as (uncredited)
I
Irina Davydova
as (uncredited)
Vladimir Shiryaev
as (uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
as (uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
as (uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko
as (uncredited)
Y
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
as (uncredited)
S
Sergey Labyrin
as (uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
as (uncredited)
A
Andrey Tunik
as (uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
as (uncredited)

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